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TRAITS
Allergy – Cats (Major Complication) – Jack's allergic to cats. Fatally allergic. Can't touch them, can't smell them, can't go near them. Has to carry a damn needle around with him. Positively hilarious. This one time we saw one of them crazy old women with a load of cats, he went all funny and we had to inject him, with not a cat in sight. Credo – Taoist (Minor Complication) – Now, I don't know much about faith in general or his in particular, but I hear that involves livin' in balance with all things. Now, there must be more to that, with all the killin' he does, but it does pop up from time to time. Told me straight when I hired him that he wouldn't shoot someone who wasn't lookin' to get shot, by which he means aren't strappin' iron or meanin' harm. Otherwise, he's plenty fine to shoot 'em 'till they don't look so pretty. Dead Broke (Minor Complication) – The man doesn't spend much, but he still manages to lose money with the best of them. Taoist monasteries when he can. Just gives them the money. Damned yee yan, literally. When he can't find a monastery, he settles for a charity. Just gives it away. Still, he manages to live on what he has as if it's plenty. Hardly buys a thing, that shiny gun of his was probably the most money he'd ever spent, though it no doubt cost some. Easy Mark (Major Complication) – Man's intelligent, no doubt about it, hold a conversation with anyone else. But thing is, he's a problem with lies. I'm sure as anythin' that he's given about half as much to swindlers with charity stories than he has charities. They see him coming to, with that damned innocent face of his. He'd believe any damned thing a man could say, and not suspect for a moment that it ain't so. No matter the amount of lies and liars, he just goes along throwing his money on anyone with a half-decent lie. Fightin' Type (Major Asset) – Any time you wanna die, strap on some iron and try an' draw on him. It's all that unnatural trainin' he's doin'. It's not healthy. Between all the shootin', sword swingin' and Tai Chi-in' he does, I don't have a damned idea how the guy finds time for sleepin'. Man's like a gorram viper. Can draw and aim 'fore you know there's a thing wrong. Comes in damn handy in a confrontation of any sort, with all the sword swingin' and brawlin'. Man earns his pay. Memorable (Minor Complication) – This one can get to be a problem. Walks around looking happy, all innocent and gullible like. Face no one forgets. Helluva inconvenience from time to time, 'specially as there are some places you'd like to be forgot. Then there's the fact he's a monk, the best damned gunfighter under the sky and that he sings to himself. Yeah. I've been meaning to have a word about the singing. Talented – Pistols (Major Asset) – Jack's fair devoted to the whole gunfighter thing, he says it's his uncle taught it him when he was young, had him practice hours daily. As I understand it, he's looking to get lost in the practice, as so's he can find the Way. Or somethin'. He practices odd hours, all silent like – going through his Tai Chi stuff, gun in hand, in the cargo bay. When we're on land, and there's a time and place he shoots patterns into whatever he finds. Quite pretty really. Fella has his practical purposes though, gorram sure didn't hire him to dance around makin' pretty patterns. We got no short of people as take offense to what we do, and that gun of his ain't there for lookin' pretty. Things Go Smooth (Major Asset) – Took to noticin' how bad things happen less often to the man. It's mighty curious how everythin' goes his way. Hear him say it, he tells you that he doesn't resist a thing's nature. Not able to figure what that's got to do with all those bullets missin' him, but when I tried pressin' him on it, he started tellin' me a story, can't remember a damned word of it, but jien ta duh guay am I askin' again.
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