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TRAITS
Allure (Major Asset) - Jess is gorgeous and damn, damn, he knows it. The time spent not in front of the mirror is usually spent either taking pictures of himself to stare longingly at or telling someone else about just how, shucks, he can’t help being so darn beautiful. Sorry ladies, this one’s in love with himself.
Good Name (Minor Asset) - The Flashhearts have a big reputation, mainly for wanton generosity and gigantic shoes. Normally, it’s a good idea to hang around one, if just for the size of his… wallet. Unfortunately it’s Jess’ first name that lets him down a bit. Just try not to mention that part and things should be just dandy.
Healthy As A Horse (Minor Asset) - This is a man who could get away with eating nothing but marshmallows swilled down with a healthy cup of engine oil and still get away with nothing more than hiccups. Jess’ll be around long after everyone else has died from his terrible cooking.
Things Go Smooth (Major Asset) - He’s an absolute jammy bastard. Jess never could quite work out why he was good at poker, betting was a tricky procedure, but it might have had something to do with his consecutive astonishingly lucky hands. Poor professional players would often limp away crying. Heck, the cheaters would too.
Moneyed Individual (Minor Asset) - Jess is a man who likes to splash the cash. Lucky for him, though, his dear old Daddy has the foresight to invest most of his pocket earnings. So even though his credit has been rated in the minuses, Jess still has a way of coming out with obscenely large wads of the stuff for whatever the next weird purchase will be.
Amorous (Minor Complication) - Jess has spent most of his life being adored by the opposite sex. He just can’t help himself, anything female with a pulse and he’s all over it like a rash. Some say he knows exactly what he’s doing, but he’d tell you that he absolutely doesn’t have a clue how he does it. He’d be right.
Easy Mark (Major Complication) - Sadly, even though Jess could convince a fireman that his water was on fire, he’s as gullible as they get. He’d believe things that they wouldn’t believe in Salt Lake City of Earth-That-Was.
Memorable (Minor Complication) - Well damn. Just look at that moustache. I dare you to try and forget it. No? Can’t? Well neither can anyone else. Damn he’s gorgeous.
Overconfident (Minor Complication) - In Jess’ case, this isn’t exactly a burden. This is a man with a rocket launcher. Yes, you heard correct. This man knows how to shoot people with a rocket launcher. Sometimes it’s okay for a person to be a bit overconfident.
Prejudice - Poor People (Minor Complication) - Jess disapproves of anyone who doesn’t know which the salad fork is. I mean, come on, it’s common sense. Anyone could see that… no! No! Put that down! That’s for dessert!
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